Green Cards

Our family is currently in the throes of green card application. That is why I've been absent from the blog scene for so long. You are probably wondering what we need green cards for since we are all US citizens.

Late July we got a hair-brained idea that we would like to "just look" at some houses for sell in our city to see if we were interested in an upgrade. Three weeks later our house was sold and we were packing up to get settled in the new one.


So, back to the green cards. The new house has 4 bedrooms which means Jared and I share, the boys share, and the baby girls share. Tara gets her own room. She loves the solitude, but doesn't like to be lonely. Therefore, if you want permission to be in Tara's room, she grants that privilege to you once you have earned a green card.

We have all been

• doing what Tara tells us
  
• paying money
  
• providing service to her

in order to earn our coveted green cards. I have learned that she does accept kickbacks and bribery, so I get in without the actual card. Come to think of it, I don't think I've actually seen any cards issued. There has been lots of commotion about entering without a green card. Her border control is a little lacking....perhaps Tara taught the government a thing or two.


Message me at larshannon@gmail.com and I'll send you our new address for your address books.