Why is it that when you change a 1 yr old's diaper they only grab at their crotch when it is covered in poop?
Why is it that when the bathroom door is locked your 3 yr old thinks it is a good idea to pee on the kitchen tile instead of using the other bathroom?
Why is it that the toilet paper is always out when I sit down?
Why is it when one child is hurt and needs to be held, the other child decides this is the exact moment they need love and attention too?
Why is it that your kids favorite shirts are always dirty no matter when you did wash...yesterday, today, a week ago.
What a morning!
6 comments:
that makes me laugh so hard because it's SO TRUE!
Sounds like a bad morning. Hopefully Amy took a nap for you earlier.
Thanks for the laugh!
AMEN on the crotch -grabbing poop thing! I must also add that changing Blake right now must be akin to wrestling an alligator, or an octopus, take your pick.
All in one morning, huh? You have my sympathy. Children don't they enrich our lives?
I have always wondered the same things.
Gotta love Murphy's Law! Hope this morning is better...
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